The Adventures of Mumbo Jumbo: Adventure 1

One day, Mumbo was going to his desk and started minecraft up. Suddenly, his computer started making sounds. "Huh?" Mumbo said. He can do 2 things: (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[1. Back off->back off]] (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[2. Get closer and investigate->investigate]]

It started sucking him in, he tried to leave but it was very hard... and where did he end up? (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[continue->into minecraft]]

The sounds got louder and suddenly, he got sucked in! Unable to get out... where did he end up? (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[continue->into minecraft]]

He ends up in minecraft. "Oh no!" Says Mumbo. He thought about how he could get out of there and back to the real world. But if there's one thing that Mumbo was about, it was redstone. He was the best redstone engineer in the world. He searches to see if there was anything different minecraft, just in case. He finds himself at the world border, but finds something strange... There was a window to... the real world? He realized that he could use a flying machine to get the world border and get to the real world, but it would have to be very powerful because the border is very strong. But there are some glitches that could be used... (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[Continue -> attempt 1]]

Eventually he built the machine, and approached... and approached... Aaaaand the world border stopped the pistons from pushing. He was stumped. Then he remembred, glitches! But he didn't know a lot about world border glitches. But he knew if he was going to do glitches for the entire machine, it would hard on the computer but also let him get out. It would be a high risk to make that big of a machine... He could just try to think of something else. Does he take the risk? (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[Build the risky glitch machine -> glitch machine]] (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[Think of another solution -> keep thinking]]

(set: $randomChance to (either:"this","that","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this")) (if:$randomChance is "this")[(t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[continue -> you died]]] (if:$randomChance is "that")[(t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[continue ->you escaped]]]

Then he kept thinking... But he remembered that he started up minecraft he had the create mod installed. The create mod had tons of different things he could use to escape. He could build a mechanical piston flying machine and a train along with it to bust the world border! Though it would still cause a bit of lag, it shouldn't be too much... But it's still a risk. Does he build the machine or not? (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[Build the machine -> build machine]] (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[give up->maybe this is it]]

YOU DIED :( (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[Respawn->into minecraft]]

Mumbo escaped!... But the computer was still making sounds! He ran out of his room and ''//slammed//'' the door shut. The usb port on his computer was sucking in air like a vacuum. He could do a few things about this. (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[Turn off the computer->turn off]] (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[Break the computer->break]] (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[Ask for help->help]]

(set: $randomChance to (either:"this","that","this","this","this","this","this","this","this","this")) (if:$randomChance is "this")[(t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[continue -> you died]]] (if:$randomChance is "that")[(t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[continue ->you escaped]]]

He just decides to give up escaping... But he couldn't just do nothing in Minecraft, so he decides to try to beat the game. He doesn't know much about beating minecraft but he learned. //sixty minecraft days later...// Mumbo finally defeats the ender dragon, and hops into the exit portal, expecting to end up in the end poem or the overworld, but he finds something strange... (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[continue->you escaped]]

Mumbo grabs his mobile and calls an expert technician named Eugene and waits paitently for him to arrive. "Hey!" Eugene said. "Thanks, so glad you came!" said Mumbo, "I have a //major// issue with my computer". "Well we better get to it fast", said Eugene. Eugene followed Mumbo to his room's door. "So what's the problem", asked Eugene. "My computer is sucking me into minecraft through the usb port!" said Mumbo. "Oh that's an easy fix", said Eugene. Mumbo followed Eugene to the wall outside of the room at about where the computer was. Eugene broke a hole in the wall to access the computer without getting sucked in. Luckily there was a button that would just turn off the sucking. It was labled "stop the computer from sucking in people to minecraft through the usb port button". Eugene simply pressed the button. "Job's done", said Eugene. Suddenly the screen started making a sucking sound and it started getting louder. Eventually it got so loud and so strong it started sucking in the entire house, piece by piece. But it doesn't stop there, the force gets stronger and stronger until it starts pulling in the ground, and all the things around them and eventualy the whole earth. You'd think it'd stop by now but it only got stronger, eventually the force became so strong it started pulling in the entire solar system. By then it had pulled in so much that it collaped into a black hole. (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[Continue->spaceship 4000]]

This had to end now, Mumbo went into his garrage and got a cricket back in order to smash his computer to pieces, (a small price to pay to get rid of this portal). But just as he was about to swing the bat and smash the computer, he got to close and the usb port sucked him back into minecraft... (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[continue->into minecraft]]

Very carefully, Mumbo inches forward to press the power button on his computer. But one wrong step gets him too close and the usb port pulls him back into minecraft! (t8n-depart:"slide-up")+(t8n-arrive:"slide-up")[[continue->into minecraft]]

However, Mumbo and Eugene were safe on 'The Spaceship 4000'. (They got out of the house and entered 'The Spaceship 4000' while the screen was still only sucking in bits of Mumbo's house). They safely traveled to another planet. THE END "yay!" they both said. "But where am I gonna play minecraft?" said mumbo.